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May 28, 2007

My Two New Brothers

Well, I just got back in town (Pittsburgh) after spending the weekend out east (Philadelphia). I—along with wife and all four kids—drove out to Bryn Athyn, PA to witness two good friends graduate and then be ordained as priests of the New Church.

Godwin Zatay-Agboga and Ekow Eshun both entered theological school the same year I did. I graduated a year early becuase I took the compressed three-year schedule while they took the standard four-year path. We took the same classes, but not always at the same time. Still, for most of our time at the Academy of the New Church Theological School, we were interacting with each other one way or another.

Both Godwin and Eshun are remarkable men. Each became New Christians by their own paths, in their native Ghana, many years ago. They studied the Word and our religion's theology before coming over to the states for formal training, and in my opinion arrived knowing more about it all than many others who in the past have come into the Theological School after four years at Bryn Athyn College of the New Church. (That's not a strike against the College but a testament to their training in Ghana.)

Anyway, this past Saturday they each graduated, having completed the Master of Divinity (MDiv) program, and on Sunday they were ordained. Not long from now they will both be going back to Ghana to bring New Christianity to all who can benefit from it in their home country.

It was a priviledge and a pleasure to go to school with them, and I am blessed and excited to now call them my brother ministers.

I am also very happy to be home. It's over five hours each direction (almost exactly 300 miles each way), and, while I loved seeing family and friends, as well as the graduation and ordination ceremonies, I am now very worn out and happy to not be sleeping in a strange bed tonight.

Oh, and one other fun part of the trip. My wife and I got to listen to about two thirds of the unabridged audio of The Long Tail. This amazing book has major implications for online (and even traditional) churches that we are exploring as we go through it. Perhaps more on that later. For now, I need to eat dinner. If you don't know about the long tail, here are some links:

December 11, 2006

Apocalypto Academico

I'm a language geek, so for a long time now I've been looking forward to Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, just because of his quirky idea of doing the whole thing in a language practically nobody on earth speaks today. I don't know when I'll get around to actually seeing it, unfortunately, because I have four kids under the age of ten and babysitter time is dear.

But I have the next best thing to a chance to see the film: a good friend who is an archaelogy grad student with field experience in mesoamerica who happened to see a special pre-screening recently. I opened up the discussion by passing her a link to Traci Ardren's Archaeology article, "Is 'Apocalypto' Pornography?".

She agreed to be interviewed so long as her identity was protected against retribution from fellow grad students, and this is what she said...

Anonymous Archaelogist (AA): Yeah I read the Ardren article.

It is interesting that everyone is making a big fuss about the violence when I didn't think it was that over the top. (I saw it at a preview screening last Monday and I thought it was a good chase/action movie). People complain about the "Maya on Maya" violence, but it seems that everyone is missing the point that the protagonist is also a Maya.

There are plenty of anachronisms that people complained about when I saw it, but at the time no one mentioned the violence. There was a desent critique of the movie and I'll email it to you.

(She sent a link to William Booth's "Culture Shocker" in the Washington Post.)

Me: The part that really grabbed me in the Archaelogy review was when she complained about the film ignoring the Mayans' "profound spirituality". How in the heck can one make an objective evaluation of an entire culture's spirituality" centuries after the fact??

I guess I'm once again asking the question, "What is 'spirituality'?" Also, do anthro's have some sort of rubric for measuring spirituality that they all generally accept?

AA: Yes there is.

In order for a civilzation to be portrayed as acurately spiritual they need to:

  • Not be white;
  • Pray to multiple spirit beings at least 8 times a day;
  • Hurt themselves;
  • Erect little statues everywhere thanking the spirit beings for letting them live;
  • Walk around with a faint white glow around them;
  • Be ignorant like children (because we know all non-white people are children);
  • Know that they could defeat the white man at any point (and the white man would be better for it) but choose to lose instead.

Okay, so obviously I have some pent up issues but soon I'll be done. I'll probably keep complaining about academia but I won't have to be surrounded by them! Woohoo!

(At this point, we were joined by another close friend and fellow language geek who also happens to be a teacher of religion and history with a grad degree in the classics.)

Fellow Geek (FG):Wow - Traci Ardren certainly speaks the academia party line well. It is my understanding (haven't seen it yet) that the Christian vessels at the end ARE the impending doom, not the savior. The reviewer's own politics and delicate academic sensibillities are only a little less entertaining because they are so predictable. "But what about their engineering?" indicates she is more interested in forwarding her political interests (1970's wars? why?) than in informing the public.

A fun read.

AA:You're right. The Spanish were obviously the impending doom.

Me: Huh. And all this while I thought the two keys to anthropologically correct "profound spiritualism" were (1) a deep awareness of agricultural cycles, and (2) a noble inclination to voluntarily and collectively abandon urban living and return to obscurity in the jungle because it's what's good for dear Momma Earth.

Shows how much I know.

AA: Ha ha.

FG: I thought spirituality was about endowed chairs and silence.

For a culture to be "spiritual", it has to provide enough academic grist for several departments to justify their study of said "spirituality" while having few enough current members that there will be no jarring discrepancies between the academic study of the spirituality and the spirituality as practices in the real world.

This makes the Maya perfect—lots of spooky painting, tantalizing hints of everything, and no current culture to mess with PhD approval process.

Me: You should also read this AP story ("Mayans Excited, Unsure" by Mark Stevenson) on how Mayans are reacting. Uh-huh.

AA: I like how they think that the Maya will come out with one opinion about this as if they are some sort of unified tribe (which they aren't).

Frankly, I think that the Maya that I know will love it. They love Stephan Segal and Chuck Norris and all bad action movies; they also liked epic stories like Lord of the Rings. I'm sure some Mexican Maya activist group will come out with some "pan Maya" opinion, but I'm also sure that if the anthropologists just showed the movie to a bunch of people down there and asked them if they were offended they would probably wonder why they would be since hey, the people and civilization portrayed in the movie is not who they actually identify themselves to be.

I think the freak out by archaeologists is spurred by the fact that they have been spending so much time and effort on giving the native people some sort of ownership over their own history that to have a portrayal of that history not perfectly doctored and overseen by them may "ruin it all." Gimme a break. You think Gladiator made Italians seething mad because it portrayed them as fight-happy barbarians? You think the British give a rip about the ridiculous raunchiness of the King Arthur tales? Do Germans protest every time a Nazi movie makes them all out to be fascist Jew-haters? Someone should tell them that it is possible to have a story that is based on history that is not actually making a direct historical comment on those people.

I thought the movie was beautiful. Yeah there were some issues, but only issues that a dork like me would notice. I enjoyed the story, I really liked the main character, and honestly it seemed like the kind of story that people would sit around telling with all the embellishments and exaggerations without being magical realism. It is sad at some points and funny at others and Gibson incorporated all sorts of visual elements that I had never thought of (like the fact that if you work in a plaster mine you would be covered in white, how cool is that!).

I particularly like how all the Mayanists are coming out and saying "uh...it was the Aztecs who did mass torture, the Maya were into slow torture" as if that is really an argument. Or "they didn't have slavery, just forced labor". (And by the way, the people building the temples in the movie are not ever actually depicted as slaves). Academics are worried that this will be the only view that people will have of the Maya. Well I say, at least it's a view! And hopefully this will open up the genre of bad history movies (China, Rome, Greece, Egypt, etc.) to include more movies about the Maya.

Hey, it was a cool civilization that lasted for 800 years—someone should make a movie about it. And Mel Gibson did. Mel Gibson who made Braveheart and The Patriot and The Passion and Ransom. Mel Gibson isn't going to make a fun happy clappy story about how even though all these horrible things happen they still do good stuff. Mel Gibson is going to make a movie that is beautiful, action packed and points out that those horrible things destroy societies. I realize I am preaching to the choir here but grad students are such sheep.

When the movie was over all they were complaining about were the inconsistencies and unrealistic pace, and now that the big important people say, "No, no, it's okay to have those things. It is a movie after all, but the violence...." Suddenly they all care about the violence.

According to a friend of mine, I missed the dwarf (always gotta have one in ancient cultures) so I'll probably have to go back and see it again.

Me: So you're saying this is a good flick.

AA: Unless, of course, crazy Guatemala uses this as a propoganda piece to justify killing more people. Then I'll be eating my words.

Me: Of course.

November 11, 2005

Predicting Musical Taste

A friend writes:

MIT says it has a program that can listen to a song and predict who would like it, and whether it would be a hit.

[big long URL]

I believe it in theory, although I'd love to test it out. The idea of combining it with iTunes or Amazon for peronalized recomendations sounds really cool.

Way, way, WAY cool.

MIT's Media Lab is one of my favorite outfits in the high-tech world. They regularly come up with amazing ideas and then make them work. It's unclear whether this project by Brian Whitman and Tristan Jehan (described as "MIT PhD grads") is in any way connected to the Media Lab, but it has the feel of their kind of project.

Any way, here are some thoughts on the article and the technology it describes:

It says that the recommendation engines at Amazon and iTunes "compare similarities between songs, add in the buying history of consumers, then recommend albums." My understanding is that, at least with Amazon, the recommendations are entirely based upon congruent buying histories. This is why when they launch new product categories there are brief periods of odd recs: e.g., "People who bought this also bought Clean Underwear." Or am I wrong on this?

Later, Whitman and Jehan say "it's really bad for music because it can only recommend stuff that people have bought a lot of." This, also, is untrue, as I understand it. (I don't have a PhD from MIT, though, so...) The Amazon recommendation engine only requires that (a) the person receiving the recommendation have bought (or rated) a lot of things, and that (b) there be a large enough population of people who have bought at least two things in the system overall. What makes Amazon cool is it can spot something that almost nobody is buying and bubble it up to that subset of the population that would buy it...if only they were aware of its existance and qualities. I know I've benefitted from having something obscure to both myself and the general public recommended to me by Amazon, and I can't be alone in this.

Likewise, the comments posted at the bottom of the article that are full of grim pessimism and predictions of doom and decay miss the real potential of the technology. From the sound of it, this approach takes a particular song as an input, and then makes predictions about who will like it and what they will say about it.

Yes, one of my first thoughts was, "What if you can reverse the process and have the system spit out the 'perfect' pop song?" Pop music sounds to me mostly like this is already what happens, but nonetheless I would be dismayed to hear that this technology was being used that way. However, it sounds like there has to already be public-access references to a particular song for the system to form an opinion of it at all; the web (and blogosphere in particular?) is the focus group, so if the web doesn't know about the hypothetical song, it can't say anything about it.

That aside, the real potential of this technology is for doing exactly what its creators say is their goal: "to expose the world to a wider variety of music." I have pretty eclectic tastes, when it comes to music. From a commercial standpoint, someone who just pitches down the middle is going to make a lot of money, but not any of my money. Many recent developments in technology (the one in this article is only one example) are making possible a level of market segmentation that until very recently was not even imaginable! A smart business person will use this technology to develop "micro labels" targeting market segments so small they were previously undectable.

By identifying them and understanding their tastes, highly specialized musical (and other) offerings become economically doable where before they were not; mass marketing was historically driven by the economic fact that mass media was the most effective means of communicating with markets. Mass media, however, is a hugely wasteful way of talking to small, specialized segments. The internet, the blogosphere, podcasting, massive personalized online marketplaces, and this new approach identifying musical preferences under development at the Media Lab all open up new and affordable ways of identifying and addressing the micro-segments of the market that are each small in themselves but may turn out to represent between forty and eighty percent of the entire aggregate potential market.

Far from forcing music production into an industrialized, Ford assembly-line model as one commentor laments, this and related technologies have the potential to de-McDonaldize what, frankly, has already become an over-intellectualized pursuit: matching good artists with the people willing to support their art.

June 6, 2005

Good Eats...On Drugs?

You must, must, MUST go to 8Legged.com right now!

Not convinced? Well, if you go, you will have the pleasure of viewing a cooking show done entirely in Flash, with lots of nifty interactive features, interesting recipes, actually useful food prep and food science tips and tidbits... Oh, and it's hosted by an octopus.

I found this gem in Alton Brown's (yes, that Alton Brown's) Web Favs list.

May 20, 2005

Beware the Frog

There's something strange going on across the pond...

"'The Crazy Frog sound? That's my fault.'"
2005.01.27 1316 GMT
Giles Wilson
BBC News Magazine

The sight of a strange blue-grey frog with a helmet and goggles, revving up an imaginary motorbike while making an infuriating "ding ding dididing" noise, is familiar to much of the country. In fact to most of them it's too familiar... far, far too familiar.

"TV viewers driven crazy by frog ringtone ad"
2005.05.20
Fergus Sheppard
Scottsman

Angry viewers have bombarded the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) with hundreds of complaints about a TV campaign for Crazy Frog ringtones, which has been described by some as the most annoying ever made.

More than 400 viewers have complained about the new Jamster ringtone ad, starring Crazy Frog, because they find it irritating.

The company's frog mascot had previously been in trouble because his genitals were visible -- but this only drew around 60 complaints.

The latest spot, in which the frog is genital free, has seen over 400 people complain to the Advertising Standards Authority simply because it irritates them so much.

"Mobile Ring Tone that's Driving Millions Crazy"
2005.05.20
Damien Fletcher
Mirror

It could be the most annoying - and addictive - tune of all time, and it's about to top the pop charts.

Millions - especially children - have been downloading the Crazy Frog ring tone while their parents despair at the cost.

Now, to add to their misery, the infuriating tune has been released on a CD and pop gurus are already predicting that the song will go straight to Number 1...

"Frog drives viewers crazy"
Charles Rae
The Sun

The Crazy Frog ringtone TV ad has left viewers hopping mad.

Nearly 400 people have complained about the ad being shown repeatedly at prime time.

But the Advertising Standards Authority is unable to act, as it is only able to control the content of ads.

"Irritiating Crazy Frog ad draws 400 complaints"
2005.05.20
Brand Republic Bulletin

More than 400 viewers have complained about the new Jamster ringtone ad, starring Crazy Frog, because they find it irritating.

The company's frog mascot had previously been in trouble because his genitals were visible -- but this only drew around 60 complaints.

The latest spot, in which the frog is genital free, has seen over 400 people complain to the Advertising Standards Authority simply because it irritates them so much.

"Annoying Ringtones - Crazy But Not Offensive"
2005.05.20 0800
Carl Allegard
hecklerspray

The line between 'genius' and 'annoying' is a thin one. Dr Stephen Hawking: Genius. Dr Stephen Hawking dressed as a frog on a motorbike going "bimbimbimbim bodumbom bom": Annoying. In fact, almost anything to do with the Crazy Frog is so annoying, it's starting to border on offensive.

Yes, the motherland of our mother tongue is being overrun by the Jamster version of Crazy Frog. My English cousins, you have my condolences.

May 12, 2005

Abandon Hope, All Who Click Here

Do you want to have your faith in humanity put through a crushing, multi-dimensional, staggeringly monstrous test?

Read the VoteForTheWorst.com feedback page.

At first, I thought American Idol was ridiculous. Then I decided to actually tune in to the beginning of Season 3 last year, mostly out of fascination over the psychology and sociology involved with people who can't sing to save their lives who nevertheless believe they could actually get on the show outside a blooper reel. By the end of Season 3, I had my favorites and I had my theories. I never took the show seriously, but found watching it entertaining. I especially liked trying to predict what an army of speed-dialing and text-messaging twelve-year-old girls would do each week.

This year, I tuned in from the start, looking for more entertainment and more psychological curiosities. As the season went on, though, I found I was impressed with one or two of the contestants enough that I actually looked forward to their performances each week for their own sakes. Yes, I hate contemporary pop music for the most part, but with all the weird themes they do week after week we thankfully haven't heard as much as you'd expect.

Anyway, as the weeks went on and on in Season 4, I became increasingly surprised at Scott Savol's durability. His continuing presence on the show defeated all of my models for predicting winners and losers. My wife suggested that there was an Anti-Idol movement out there skewing the votes, reminiscent of the Angry Dwarf / Howard Stern / People Magazine web poll episode years ago. I insisted that there just couldn't be enough angry pranksters out there to offset all of the hard core cell phone kiddies.

Then I saw a news story on VoteForTheWorst.com. So maybe my wife was right...

At first, I was a bit peeved that the prank (if, in fact, the site really has much influence) had kept Scott Savol on at the cost of the much more entertaining to watch Constantine. I got over that quickly, as the nature of the prank sort of appealed to my perverse side.

Having thought about it a little more, though, I guess I am a bit bothered by the site. I don't believe, like many of its detractors, that it is bad for "stealing the dreams of the contestants". It's merely bad in a more pedestrian sense: it's taking pleasure by ruining someone else's innocent fun.

But now I've read all the screeching email posted on the feedback page, and I'm left speechless. I still think VoteForTheWorst.com is mean-spirited and basically wrong, but come on! Among the weird things said by Idol supporters are that the site is "unconstitutional", "slanderous", "illegal", "doing something—I don't know what but something—to America", or "the worst website ever". What? And I'm amazed at how many people claim to know "hackers" who are at any moment on the verge of shutting down the site, or who are threatening to call the police, or who don't know how to properly use the phrase "you've got another thing coming".

On the flip side, the site's defenders are frequently out of bounds as well. And what's with the conspiracy theories? You'd think Fox was sending black helicopters over people's houses and using Randy's weird neologisms to encode brainwashing messages in viewers' heads or something.

The whole discussion is so high up in the stupidsphere you need an oxygen tank if you're going to read more than a few sentences of it.

Yes, I admit I'm amused by the irony of the "Fedoration" member(?!) who writes "THE FEDORATION DOES NOT NEED YOUR PHONEY VOTES!!! JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL THE FINALE.....ANTHONY WILL BE THERE AND WILL WIN....THEN WE'LL SEE WHO THE WORST IS" (sic)

And, yes, the person who sent in the re-ordered CD track listing in an attempt to demonstrate that the show is fixed was clever, but a lie is a lie. Isn't it? I laugh, but it disturbs me.

In the end, the show is mildly entertaining, the show's fans terrify me, the show's detractors are ugly, and VoteForTheWorst.com is pissing in the punch just for laughs.

And now I'm ranting about it.

Maybe the right approach is to just look on it all and smile in appreciation of the fact that we're all children, and we're all works-in-progress. Or maybe not.

Dennis Prager today was talking about distinctions between the bottom one-per-cent of humanity, morality-wise, and all the rest of the more mild sinners that make up pretty much the whole human race. The distinction is real, I'll grant, but at the same time, no one is born into actively loving the worst of evil practices. Osama bin Laden started small like the rest of us, with petty selfishness and very small self-deceptions. The difference is how far he took it. So I've been thinking about small mean acts today, and so I found myself on VoteForTheWorst.com. That and I was curious who they would pick after Scott and Anthony were both booted from Idol.

Am I a moral hypochondriac?

Or do I just need more sleep and less headcold?

Frazier, out.