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July 9, 2007

New Health Program

Tomorrow morning I am "officially" starting my new health regimen. Now, technically speaking, I've been "sneaking up on it" for some time, adopting piecemeal various components. But tomorrow is my scheduled "kickoff"—no cheating, no backsliding, no exceptions, whole-hog looking only forward from here on out. I'm trying to lose (a lot of) weight, improve my stamina and energy levels, improve my appearance, and learn some fun skills. My body is the instrument God gave me for carrying out my calling; I have not taken good care of it for years, so I have been working up this past year toward turning things around. Anyway, here's what it looks like:

Diet
Low in fat and calories, high in fiber, protein and water. Breakfast is 400 calories and under 14g of fat; lunch is under 550 calories and under 18g fat; dinner is 650 calories and 22g fat. There are also one or two snacks during the day/evening, totalling no more than 200 calories and 6g fat. That's a total of 1800 calories and 60g of fat per day. Breakfast is mostly meal-replacement products (e.g. SlimFast), since early morning is my most productive work time and I hate wasting it on food—especially since I don't really enjoy traditional breakfast fare. Lunch during weekdays is often a mix between more high-protein meal replacement stuff and low-fat sandwiches ala SubWay. Weekend lunches and dinner all week long draws alternatingly from home-cooked meals and "healthy" prepackaged convenience foods, depending on my and my family's schedule. Snacks are mostly popcorn and low-fat frozen desserts. Finally, I am taking a multivitamin at bedtime (for good reason), and one alli (over-the-counter orlistat) with almost every meal.

Exercise
I do three sets of pushups the moment I get out of bed, to boost metabalism and build arm, chest and back muscles. At the end of the afternoon, between work and family time I walk 30 or more minutes—in Frick Park or in my neighborhood (Edgewood, PA) when the weather is nice for it, and on a treadmill at a small local fitness club on other days. By the way, I have mastered the art of reading while walking, so this is also a time for me to do either devotional reading of the Word or (occasionally) professional development reading. Bedtime I do between 15 and 45 minutes of Taiji Quan (a.k.a. Tai Chi Chuan). All this is seven days per week. Also, I am now taking Taiji classes on Monday and Thursday nights, after the kids are in bed. I plan on going down to just one class per week in August, when I will be adding in one or two classes per week of Kendo. (Eventually, I hope to spnd time in the next five years studying Taiji, Kendo and Tae Kwon Do; in particular I am fascinated with the different approaches each martial art takes with regard to the sword.)

Sleep
Tuesday through Sunday my alarm goes off at 6 a.m. Monday night through Saturday night, another alarm (on my phone/pda) reminds me to go to bed at 10 p.m., although I often ignore it. Sunday night / Monday morning is stay up late / sleep in late time. I try to read for half an hour every night, rotating through serially the Word, reading various non-fiction books for professional development, and reading an occasional novel just for fun.

Work
There's a lot of variation right now. Once school begins in September, my teaching schedule will force some changes as well as more overall rigidity, but for now here's what I (mostly) am doing. Tuesdays I work in the office in the church; it's our senior pastor's day off, and a time for me to catch up on email, touch base with folks on the phone, check in on my denomination's listserv for priests, tackle long-term writing projects, etc. Wednesday through Friday I work in my home office up on the third floor of our house; these days are dedicated to sermon development, spiritual growth campaign work, outreach projects, and other long-term tasks. Also, Wednesday nights are frequently church meeting nights, and I have various pastoral duties that have me out and about town in unpredictable ways Tuesday through Thursday. (Fridays are protected time for in-office work, unless there's an emergency in someone's life.) Saturday is family time, although Saturday night I will often retire to my home office for a bit of sermon prep—what some call "internalizing", and others might call "practicing", although it's not necessarily either. Sundays I preach; on those days I don't preach (not many this summer) I make room for a little extra prayer and devotional reading. When I finish preaching and socializing, I rejoin my family at home for lunch, then go up to my office to upload sermons to websites and then to do some reading towards a future sermon. I also use this time to decompress, play guitar, daydream, and so on. (By the way, I am also spending about 15 minutes per day in structured guitar practice.) Monday is a total blow-off day. It's the "second" day of my weekend, since Sunday doesn't count as a day off. I sleep in, play trains with my two-year old, go to the pool, emotionally unwind and mentally return to neutral stillness in preparation for the week that is about to start (on Tuesday).

I'm thinking of adding even more structure to the work week. It'd be nice to say "Thursdays are for pastoral visits", for instance, but from my experience the life of an outreach coordinator / assistant to the pastor has too many tiny moving parts (controlled by other people) to make that work.

So why am I sharing this? In part to get it down in writing for my own benefit. In part because I know I was often curious as a theological school student to know how ordained men spent their time. Hope I didn't bore you too much.

July 5, 2007

Refinery, Inc.: SOLD!

Friends and longtime readers know that I co-founded a strategic web design and development company, Refinery (ne Image Refinery Productions) a dozen years ago, that I was an executive there until my career change a few years ago, and that I remained a significant shareholder and occasional board member.

Well, after months and months of behind the scenes efforts, I and my partners have sold the company. As the flurry of press releases and news articles linked to below correctly indicate, Refinery has been purchased by G2 Worldwide, a part of Grey Global Group, and a subsidiary of WPP, and will become a part of G2 Interactive. (Yeah, that's a little complicated, isn't it?)

Of the eleven shareholders, most of us have moved on to other occupations already. I can't and won't discuss the particular terms of the deal, so don't ask. Just know that I am very, very happy with the little company we started a year too early, and that I wish its new owners all joy and blessings as they take it into the future.

For more info, here's AdWeek's news article on the sale:

"Grey's G2 Adds Digital Shop Refinery"

And here is the press release from Refinery's new owner, G2, on the matter:

"G2 Worldwide Acquires Digital Agency Refinery in North America"

And here is the press release from WPP (ticker WPPGY), G2's owner:

"G2 acquires digital agency Refinery, Inc. in US"

Associated Press incorrectly calls Refinery an ad agency:

"WPP's G2 Buys Ad Agency Refinery"

I cannot begin to express what a relief it is to have the majority of all the sale-related business finally done with and no longer taking up time and emotional energy, and my involvement in the process was nothing compared to those of my fellow shareholders who were on the board for all this.

Don't get me wrong: all the distractions and lost sleep and awkward secret keeping nighttime conference calls were TOTALLY worth it in the end. This is a very exciting week for me.

Now I can just focus exclusively on all the cool stuff happening in my ministry going forward...

Life is good.

June 4, 2007

Young Church Adults in Michigan

Wow, am I tired. I just got back from a four day retreat up in Michigan, on the lake about an hour south of Grand Rapids. I was there with over a dozen men and women in their twenties and thirties who came together for fellowship, discussion, support and fun, all in a New Church context.

I had a blast, but as the second oldest one there I have to admit that I am now worn out. I'm looking forward to sleeping in my own bed tonight.

We talked about and practiced holy gratitude, and also discussed topics such as relationships, what it means to be "in the church", reconciling the more practical teachings of the church with what some might call the more "out there" parts. We also had a lot of fun. I particularly enjoyed leading vesper services each night, culminating with a very intimate and reverent holy supper service. I am a big fan of the contemporary praise and worship music found in some New Church congregations, but I don't get much of a chance to enjoy it in the congregations I normally serve, so I was really happy to be able to sing and hear so much of it these past three nights.

I also really appreciated that there was such a wide range of experience in the group, with single, dating, divorced, married, and married with children all represented. Also we had people raised in the church, drifted away and then returned, discovered it as young adults, and even those still exploring, all there and participating. It was wonderful, too, to have the varying perspective of those from large church congregations, from small ones, and also from places where there is no established congregation to speak of.

Best of all was the spirit of gratitude, support, and love everyone shared. I also really liked that everyone was so serious about better understanding the Lord and improving their spiritual lives while still being able to practice what I think of as "holy playfulness". There was a lot of sincere conversation well-salted with a lot of warm laughter.

If you ever get a chance to attend one of these retreats put on by the Young Adult Connection (a part of the General Church of the New Jerusalem), I most certainly would recommend it.

September 20, 2006

Joke Like a Pirate

Arrgh! In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day (which was actually yesterday—it seems to sneak up on you sooner and sooner every year, doesn't it?) I have crafted a pirate joke:

So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's fully decked out, rigged from head to foot with all the standard pirate gear: tri-corner hat, earing, eyepatch, hook, and peg-leg. The bartender notices something amiss, though: in the place of a brace of pistols, this pirate has a dead goose strapped to either side of him.

"Where'd you get the two geese?" asks the bartender.

"Arrgh! Spain, ye scurvvy'd lickspittle of a lubberly dog!" says the pirate.

"Spain?" asks the bartender.

"Aye."

The bartender just stares.

The pirate scowls back.

After a minute the pirate says, "What's the matter? Have ye never afore cast eyes upon Spanish double loons?"

Arrgh!

May 11, 2005

Defraud the Fraudsters for Fun or Profit?

I just received an obviously fraudulant email claiming I won a lottery in Europe:


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This is a multi-part message in MIME format

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Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT. INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.. =
BATCH: IPD/15/096/PTNL. REFERENCE: MLI/5361-ILGI0509/45 CONGRATULATIONS! This =
is to inform you of the release of the EL-GORDO DE LA PRIMITIVA LOTTERY held =
on the 30TH MARCH 2005, and results were released on the 2TH MAY 2005. =
Your email addres was attached to ticket number 085-12876077-09 with serial =
number 51390-0 that drew the lucky numbers of 03-05-12-14-28-38, which =
consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have herefore been =
approved for a lump sum pay of 1.600.000.00 Euros ( ONE MILLION SIX HUNDRED =
THOUSAND EUROS )in cash credited to file with REF: N=BA=
EGS/3662367114/13.This is from a total cash prize of Euros 48,000,000.00 =
shared among the thirty international winners in this category. =
CONGRATULATIONS!! Your fund is now secured and insured in your name. Due to =
mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public =
notice until your claims has been processed and the money remitted to your =
account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of =
unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants as it has =
happened in the past. All participants were selected through a computer =
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, =
Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa as part of our =
International Promotions Program. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger =
cash prize in the subsequent programs.
To begin your lottery claims, please contact your
claims agent below
MR PEDRO WILLIAMS
DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN OPERATIONS MEGA TRUST AGENCY
MADRID SPAIN E-Mail:megatrustagency@europe.com
contactmegatrust@netscape.com
TeL:0034-685-401-378
Fax:0034-685-401-378
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 31TH MAY 2005.Claims =
that are not made before the above date will be returned to the =
MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA. And also be informed that 10% of your =
lottery winning belongs to (IBERO PROMOTION COMPANY S,A.) Because they are =
the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, NOTE =
this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize because =
the money is insured in your name already. NOTE: In order to avoid =
unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference =
and batch numbers in every correspondence with us or your claim agent. send =
to your agent your Telephone & Fax number, your full name and residential =
address including your international passport or other valid identification =
proof. The processing of your payment will start immediately and your agent =
must send you fund processing form, which you must complete and return to =
them. Furthermore, should there be any change of address,please do inform =
your claim agent as soon as possible. A copy of your lucky Prize winning =
certificate and insurance will be sent to you by your claim agent prior to =
the transfer of your fund by our paying bank, CONGRATULATION!!! Once again =
from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our =
International promotions program.we wish you continued good fortunes.
Sincerely,
MRS. MONICA MARTINEZ
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I mean: come on! Do people really fall for this nonsense? As is my wont, I hunted around the web to find out what I could about this scam. It turns out that it is an increasingly more common attempt at identity theft.

My mind being what it is (for whatever that's worth) I have a question: What are the spiritual, moral, and civil issues involved with responding to the clowns who are trying to scam me with a scam of my own? What about just feeding them fraudulant data hoping they try to use it and get into trouble because of it? Also, beyond the question of right or wrong, what sort of social, finanicial or physical risk might someone be taking on if they tried such a counter-scam?

At the very least I think a movie about someone who tries to defraud some Internet fraudsters and ends up way over his or her head into something far larger or more sinister would be a lot of fun.

Has such a film been made, and I've missed it?

May 4, 2005

Your Favorite Coffee: Taste, or Image?

A friend sent a link to John Stossel: "Coffee talk", "just for fun".

Fun it is:

We invited the six coffee companies to send representatives to watch and/or take our test. Only Folgers and Oren's said yes, and only the Oren's rep, Genevieve Kappler, actually had the guts to go in front of a network television camera and announce to the world which coffee she preferred -- when that coffee was identified only by number. Would it be the brand she's paid to hawk or a competitor's? She waited nervously as I told her the result...

That's a gutsy rep.

I'm a coffee nut (and Starbucks investor) who is turning into a coffee snob. I'm pretty certain I can tell the difference between what I think of as great coffee and terrible coffee, but honestly, I've never done a truly blind test. I will soon, though.