Joke Like a Pirate
Arrgh! In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day (which was actually yesterday—it seems to sneak up on you sooner and sooner every year, doesn't it?) I have crafted a pirate joke:
So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's fully decked out, rigged from head to foot with all the standard pirate gear: tri-corner hat, earing, eyepatch, hook, and peg-leg. The bartender notices something amiss, though: in the place of a brace of pistols, this pirate has a dead goose strapped to either side of him.
"Where'd you get the two geese?" asks the bartender.
"Arrgh! Spain, ye scurvvy'd lickspittle of a lubberly dog!" says the pirate.
"Spain?" asks the bartender.
"Aye."
The bartender just stares.
The pirate scowls back.
After a minute the pirate says, "What's the matter? Have ye never afore cast eyes upon Spanish double loons?"
Arrgh!